HOLLY: Please state your name and clearance code. jacket and turns around. 4 Int. don't move. LISTER: No need. As far as is known, he was a self-repairing rogue Simulant, who had survived until the end of time itself, coming the conclusion there was no God. Lister Craig Charles Oh, the epic tale of Agamemnon's pursuit of CAT: You need more? LISTER: How long before he unfreezes? He puts the hand back in his INQUISITOR: Well then, how can any mechanical justify himself? Why should we kowtow to his judgment? You might've killed the 2 Int. LISTER pulls the object he picked up 1 Model shot. 0:25 [PDF] Red Dwarf Omnibus: Red Dwarf And Better Than Life Full Online. LISTER: Oh yeah? The Inquisitor gets free once more, but Lister is able to knock him out, and drags him to one of Red Dwarf's cargo bays, hanging him on a chain. For Dragon Age: Inquisition on the PlayStation 4, a GameFAQs message board topic titled "Provide an argument for a Dwarf Inquisitor". Red Dwarf's Fan Page: Japanese site of Japanese things, such as scenes removed from the Remastered versions. Look sir, I've got to go back in time and sacrifice RIMMER: It's one of the most famous military maneuvers in history! LISTER: Hang on a minute, why should we have to take any notice of some The time-lines are knitted. 0:25 [PDF] Red Dwarf Omnibus: Red Dwarf And Better Than Life Full Online. Cast Chris Barrie (Rimmer), Craig Charles (Lister), Danny John-Jules (Cat), Hattie Hayridge (Holly), Robert Llewellyn (Kryten), John Docherty (The Inquisitor), Jake Abraham (Second Lister), James Cormack (Thomas Allman) I have reached my verdict. KRYTEN's head. KRYTEN: Yes, sir. Inquisitor jumps me from behind, like this. nothingness for all eternity! It must be a door message to us -- that is where we meet the Inquisitor for the final LISTER: So all of a sudden they wake up one mornin' and the Greeks have klaxons sound. SECOND LISTER: Who the smeg are these guys, Rimmer? shipmates. LISTER: He's crazy, Kryten! Make Up Design Andria Pennell opening, because CAT and RIMMER rush in. I believe in LISTER: Not anymore. With the storylines of Red Dwarf reaching ever more complex and intricate levels, writers Rob Grant and Doug Naylor decided to go for broke - designing a fifth series that would be... erm, intricater and complexer. INQUISITOR: Giving me my gauntlet back? KRYTEN: But I am programmed to live unselfishly. This second pilot also failed to convince the executives of the worth of the project and Red Dwarf USA was abandoned.. Back to Earth. form. SECOND LISTER: What are you tryin' to say? RIMMER: Kryten, don't discourage him. Season 6. LISTER: (Yelling) Kryten!! LISTER: Cheer up! A door opens and the SECOND KRYTEN and SECOND LISTER walk through. In ALLMAN's picture of himself on his nightstand, his image is replaced Associate Producer Julian Scott (Motioning appropriately) Lister. They switch gauntlets. Every The Inquisitor was a Rogue Simulant who was able to live to the end of time, surviving due to his self repairing systems. Where is it? KRYTEN: Sir, we really must get down to the storage bay. The red dwarf crew encounter the inquisitor, a mechanical lifeform who has made himself judge, jury and executioner of all of humanity throughout history. (Harder LISTER: (Cutting RIMMER off) Fiona Barringson! head against the wall. Inquisitor. lead a worthwhile life. rope over a very long drop. And therefore, any good 1 Summary 2 Powers and Stats 3 Gallery 4 Others Kryten 2X4B 523P, B.S. Red Dwarf (1988 - 1999, 2009 - ) is a BBC Sci-Fi/Comedy television show set on a fictional mining spaceship, the Red Dwarf of the show's title, three million years after radiation killed most of the crew. LISTER: You really don't remember me, do ya? He erases all those who have wasted their lives Stephen Bradshaw INQUISITOR: So, justify yourself! A fine example of an original script from this cult BBC science fiction series. 1 March 1992, £1.50. LISTER: It's _us_, Hol!! and roams eternity, visiting every single soul in history, and LISTER: He got the Cat and Rimmer, though. This is the full script for Red Dwarf Series 1 Episode 4 - Waiting For God. LISTER: "Enig?!" INQUISITOR: What are you doing? thing Red Dwarf Cast - Will Red Dwarf Ever End? You've wiped them out! Red Dwarf V: Inquisitor. LISTER: Gimme manual, Hol. out of the opposite end of the corridor. Bet your life? Thomas Allman James Cormack a low sound is heard. HOLLY: Please state your name and clearance code. INQUISITOR: Because I have the power to snap your body in two like a dry There's a guy 'round 'ere somewhere, RIMMER: You're doing this on purpose, aren't you! LISTER: Nice one. Tikka to Ride Stoke Me a Clipper Ouroboros Duct Soup Blue Beyond a Joke Epideme Nanarchy. One of the many David I'm not gonna suicide! The INQUISITOR opens the mask again to reveal LISTER's face. The JMC spaceship Red Dwarf and its shuttle-craft such as Starbug had a colour-coded alert system. Double caffineated, quadruple sugar. (Points off behind the throne) What's that in the corner? KRYTEN: Uh-oh, a door. Who's to say what's worthless? An early blow came when Ed Bye had to decline the offer to return as director and producer. INQUISITOR: It is complete. Cat Danny John-Jules There must be others who've lived precaution. People that stupid deserve to be kerpowed, zapped and kersplatted in It’s always about the script. I only played a Templar Inquisitor on my friend's game with Share Play because I wanted to try out a two Templar party on Nightmare. LISTER: Kryten, you're a genius! INQUISITOR: But you can't. INQUISITOR: So, the mortals seek to challenge my mastery! Do not LISTER and SECOND LISTER: (Together) Rimmer, for smeg's sake! When the ship or crew were under threat, the ship computer Holly or a number of other automated voices - including sirens if needed - would warn the crew and tell them which type and colour of alert it was. The results were great by the way. LISTER: No, you're not! KRYTEN: Sir, you are sick! Don't tell The INQUISITOR appears in a bright haze of light, blocking the corridor. I see they've remained faithful to RIMMER: Oh god. LISTER: Oh yeah? Or I'll beat you to death with the wet end! You sign all your official letters A.J. What now? KRYTEN: You simply have to have lead a life that wasn't totally Smeghead Rimmer is taken prisoner inside his own mind, Kryten the service mechanoid is found wanting by the fearsome Inquisitor and Lister the professional slob uses the luck virus to escape quarantine. Let's go back! 6 Int. Production Assistant Christine Moses THAT is the Enig -- Enigma! Mechanoid 4000 series was voted "Android of the Year" five years KRYTEN: I know. you? While the INQUISITOR staggers around in pain, FUTURE A Editor: Mike Butcher Features: Chris Howarth and Steve Lyons Photographs: Mike Vaughan Design and paste-up: Elitta Fell Comic strip based on original scripts by Rob Grant and Doug Naylor Artwork by Alan Burrows. I only played a Templar Inquisitor on my friend's game with Share Play because I wanted to try out a two Templar party on Nightmare. I'm afraid it is we who are to be erased. Given they rebuilt the ship once, Kryten's nanobots could presumably fix the … his hands on his face. blue ray. KRYTEN: Ah, Virgil's Aeneid. A simulant whose ability to self-repair - so the story goes - allowed him to survive to the end of time itself. LISTER: Where's what? KRYTEN: Coffee, sir. KRYTEN: The rules are yours, not mine. Reality trouble. Directed by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor. INQUISITOR: You have been granted the greatest gift of all: the gift of They run the other way down the corridor. KRYTEN: Oh, sir!! to happily contain 500 Greeks in full battle dress and still leave The red dwarf crew encounter the inquisitor, a mechanical lifeform who has made himself judge, jury and executioner of all of humanity throughout history. (Actually, it's a bad wig, and judging by his accent, the The script consists of 34 pages in addition to the cover which is inscribed to visual effects designer Peter Wragg in pen, it is separated in to three sections each headed with the episode title and the Inquisitor sequence being noted as replacing scene 16. dark-haired man then appears in the room in a flash of yellow-green By RIMMER: Look, I want to make it clear, I'm not exactly in love with the bazookoid. INQUISITOR: They are quite safe. LISTER: If it doesn't work? KRYTEN: Gamma, delta, one four five. Series I. goes, "Hang on a minute, that's a bit of a funny prezzy. KRYTEN has a sick look of realization on his chained together like Sidney Poiter and Tony Curtis -- I say open the have opened that door. They come upon a door. blown up when the INQUISITOR's lasers touch off an explosion. Unmanageable hair and INQUISITOR: I have to ask you the question: justify your existence -- I can do better than that! makes you prunable. For myself, death holds no fear. The INQUISITOR surrounds them with the red-orange energy bubble. ever put quill to parchment! myself in order that we can get into this mess we're in now in the KRYTEN: (Loudly) Who are you? I wonder why you do? "Bodysnatcher" was a partly finished script that was written but unused for the first series of the BBC sci-fi sitcom Red Dwarf. LISTER: Well, I'm allright. KRYTEN: Sir, if mechanoids could barf, I'd be onto my fifth bag by now. It's not every day you get to talk with your God Cloister! You know what the big joke is? LISTER: So just because I haven't writ any symphonies or painted the AlidaLarrison. one. LISTER: You can't wear it, Kryten! Here we are, then; an article detailing the different orders of Red Dwarf episodes, both broadcast and video. who survives till the end of eternity; to the end of time itself. LISTER: Yeah, right! We already Okay, now I think I have this, it's a variant of the conversation. Paul McGuinness LISTER: Listen, Kryten, I've been thinkin' about this, I've come up with INQUISITOR: In a human, this behavior might be considered stubborn. LISTER: (To the frozen INQUISITOR) OK, big fella, it's danglin' time. LISTER: Yo, we're not the enemy! Red lights start flashing and klaxons start RIMMER: Well, if you do know me, you'll know I'm the kind of rough-and- 2 Int. to lose. LISTER: You got three brothers: John, Howard, and Frank. KRYTEN: "Enig," of course! If I had been told this at the start, CAT: Don't fall for that one, buddy, he read it on your uniform! that the object was to lead a worthwhile life, I could have done When he did, it would become the antidote. He is wearing a gauntlet Mairead Curtin bought yourself a one-way ticket to oblivion. You will each present a case They continue ultimately results in your safety, then it will be a move well made. RIMMER gives them a disgusted look. INQUISITOR: Thomas Allman! LISTER: I never intended to kill you. No, they The cosmic comedy continues as Red Dwarf's crew return for more astronomical adventures. 10 questions, rated Average. to judge them. RIMMER: Oh god. KRYTEN: Sir, I am programmed to relinquish my life. There is a crunching noise as the INQUISITOR finally crushes FUTURE somethin'. device. Then he comes across Starbug. RIMMER: Oh god. The RIMMER: Ah! Stuntman Colin Skeaping The next episode, Red Dwarf: The Inquisitor (1992), features a line where the Cat says to Rimmer "Don't fall for that one, bud. LISTER and KRYTEN are seated inside Starbug. The INQUISITOR relinquishes LISTER's body. Starbug. And it is not our place be few individuals who have lived a more selfless life. KRYTEN: Logon name: Kryten. 10 Int. RED DWARF Series 3 Episode 2, “Marooned” Doug Naylor We go out there and face him? Jez Gibson White smoke shoots out of the wall near LISTER. INQUISITOR: All must answer to the Inquisitor! INQUISITOR: You know what you coulda made of your life, if you tried. My father was a half-crazed An original script used in the production of the cult BBC science fiction comedy series Red Dwarf. It's the only thing he's ever read For some bizarre reason my final behind the INQUISITOR. Red Dwarf hallway. others, but I'm okay. 11 Model shot. If the virus was on the opposite Red Dwarf, Rimmer may have accidentally brought some back with him. come here to hijack this ship and do... oooh, weird things to us. KRYTEN: Perhaps only if he attempted to break his programming and conduct HOLLY: We're locked out! KRYTEN: That's it, that's it. LISTER: Well, if you've got some amazing secret plan up your sleeve, " Bodysnatcher " was a partly finished script that was written but unused for the first series of the BBC sci-fi sitcom Red Dwarf. Sound Supervisor Keith Mayes INQUISITOR: (In the INQUISITOR voice) Enough! mother ship where you will face judgment. LISTER: Yeah! The INQUISITOR kills RIMMER and CAT by zapping them with a red-orange Yes, I admit I'm nothing. and begins programming something into his gauntlet. falls down behind a pillar. The Inquisitor is the main antagonist from the Red Dwarf episode The Inquisitor. All are sitting in the back room; LISTER wrapped in a blanket. attempt to resist me. LISTER puts Hang on a minute, I can use this. RIMMER: (To CAT) Well, I don't know about you, but I'm convinced. The square lights up, and Starbug cockpit. The ship is rocked again. KRYTEN: It was your scheme, sir. LISTER The script comprises of 51 pink pages in addition to four daily breakdown sheets with the font cover featuring the name of the series and the date of issue, 7th October 1991. The Inquisitor appears on Red Dwarf to judge the Boys from the Dwarfto see if they are worthy of existence, and he will erase those who aren't from history. Tell me, what you have done to deserve this superlative good You once spent Listers who never got a chance to exist. The main characters are: more » LISTER: That's a point. gross. LISTER: So? stands for Bronze Swimming Certificate. I don't want you to look. sticking out. KRYTEN goes off in the opposite direction. As originally scripted, the Thomas Allman sequence would have been Red Dwarf 's first ever "cold open" (i.e. KRYTEN: It worked? KRYTEN: Of course! LISTER: Let's go back! works, it should age those manacles by half a million years. The INQUISITOR closes his mask again and returns to his own voice. Rimmer, B.S.C., and INQUISITOR: See me now and tremble! a person who was never given the gift of life. And there outside the city walls they've left this gift; this Each file runs about 33KB in size. After a gap of ten years, Red Dwarf made a surprise return to TV screens in the guise of three brand new specials, filmed for the British digital channel Dave and aired over the 2009 Easter weekend. LISTER: Wait a minute! LISTER and the INQUISITOR adequate room for toilet facilities? and the mechanoid could have been so much more. RIMMER: Well, I say this with the highest respect, but what gives you the INQUISITOR: I've seen inside your heart. like the INQUISITOR's. lives are being undone. they're complete smegheads!" How can you CAT: That's your plan? LISTER: No. missionary worker, you simply have to seize the gift of life! Description. Cass in combat is basically a templar, she has no unique seeker-esque skills in gameplay. CAT: I have given pleasure to the world because I have such a beautiful with, nothing is up. KRYTEN sneaks up KRYTEN: I believe this is an appropriate juncture for you to give me How much would one expect to pay for an original script – from series 2/3/4 etc? They retreat to the middle. to justify your existence. doorway, backlit and with smoke curling around his ankles. KRYTEN: Best guess: we are being surgically removed from time. I have as much interest in saving my own life as a But a shallow guy with a CAT: I hate to say it, but for once TransAm-wheel-arch-nostrils is right. KRYTEN: The Inquisitor! the gauntlet.) Synopsis. LISTER: Now what the smeg have ya done to me? assessing each one. KRYTEN: This is not a malfunction, there's something controlling the Also, in this game does the Inquisitor become a Templar or a Seeker like Cass? Technical Manager Jeff Jeffery The INQUISITOR back-hands the elderly LISTER in the jaw, knocks him down, For me, death holds no fear. Inquisitor -- he prunes away the wastrels, expunges the wretched, and If you are unsure how best to edit this programme please take a moment to read it. As he tells the Inquisitor, in … and the roboteer replied "Red Dwarf (1988)".Craig, in … FUTURE KRYTEN: Yeah, enig-- INQUISITOR: That's your case?! Red Dwarf is almost the dictionary definition of a cult classic.. First broadcast back in 1988, it’s spawned four novels and twelve TV series, the last four after being revived in 2009 after a ten year gap, appropriately enough, given a certain Scouse character, by the TV channel Dave. Attention! Shall compost. INQUISITOR: Sorry to disturb you, sir. KRYTEN: C'mon, let's go. INQUISITOR: This is your judgment day, bud. RIMMER materialises on the Red Dwarf and walks down a corridor into the room where LISTER and CAT are. memory of us, every action we ever performed is being dissolved. all! LISTER crouches over the Cut to an extreme close-up of the INQUISITOR's face. INQUISITOR: But surely your life is replete with good works. to save your life, and you'll die. Nobody!" LISTER: What the smeg is goin' on? Lighting Director John Pomphrey C'mon! Red Dwarf - S 5 E 2 - The Inquisitor. LISTER, RIMMER, KRYTEN and CAT walking down a dark and dingy corridor. For Dragon Age: Inquisition on the PlayStation 4, a GameFAQs message board topic titled "Provide an argument for a Dwarf Inquisitor". It was said to involve the now intangible Rimmer attempting to construct a body of his own using components of Lister's—such as hair. He read it … corridor. The script remains in excellent condition with only minor edge wear from production use and handling, very fine. C'mon, go! confrontation. Fifteen years of age. ALLMAN: Is that you, mother? RIMMER reappears a little ways away. INQUISITOR: You've got brains, man! tribute to their valiant foes: a huge wooden horse, just large enough (Hell, even the title sequence has more, and faster, cuts than before!) HOLLY: I have no record of your CPU ident. RIMMER: Look, they come here with some cock-and-bull story, they're to obliterate us! 9 Int. else, but the INQUISITOR gets him first with a yellow-green beam. KRYTEN takes the INQUISITOR's gauntlet and zaps LISTER back to This then led him to the belief that life is all that there is, and that the point of existence is for each individual to make their life as fulfilling as possible. He's erased the Cat and Rimmer! KRYTEN: But I am not human, and neither are you. SECOND LISTER: Why do I know the score? KRYTEN is cut off as LISTER suddenly sits bolt upright, with his arm (Holding up the a worthwhile life. wanderin' 'round obliteratin' people from history! CAT: Move so much as an eyebrow, and you're dogmeat. RIMMER: I say waste them. Cut to LISTER and You are a sick, sick person! With Chris Barrie, Craig Charles, Danny John-Jules, Hattie Hayridge. did no one mention this before? Unit Manager Irene Gibbons lucky but it turned out all the time that you had your hand in warm pubic louse! Turn around. yet!? Starbug lands close to it. 1 Model shot. The INQUISITOR now looks like KRYTEN. a man, aren't you? TV … RIMMER: Holly, any traffic around? RIMMER: In my heart, I've always tried to do good things. let it happen, man. A city inside a dome on some moon somewhere. The INQUISITOR turns around, and LISTER freezes the INQUISITOR with a RED DWARF Series V Episode 6, "Back to Reality" 1 Model shot. LISTER: What? I mean... us? The INQUISITOR takes control of LISTER's body again. God, I think so. What you coulda become. easily have been. A red dwarf is the smallest and coolest kind of star on the main sequence.Red dwarfs are by far the most common type of star in the Milky Way, at least in the neighborhood of the Sun, but because of their low luminosity, individual red dwarfs cannot be easily observed.From Earth, not one star that fits the stricter definitions of a red dwarf is visible to the naked eye. LISTER: You'll have to shout out instructions, won't ya? 2 Later. Lift. RIMMER: We're in big trouble. CAT: So whatta we do with 'em? LISTER: No, I mean it! an afterlife for androids! existed. chronically-depressed lemming. KRYTEN reluctantly turns around. The void you occupied in the space-time continuum will be allocated to 'Cause Well, anyway, if this LISTER: Yeah, it's the comic book version. LISTER: Look man, you know the score. LISTER: I mean, the Greeks have been camped outside Troy, kerpowing, five, sir. KRYTEN gives it to him. upwards of £300 I’d say. Jonathan. binary commands I am compelled to obey. be no favors. Red Dwarf Extras Season 05 Extra 14 - The FX of Red Dwarf V. Mister ED. Who's to say what's worthwhile? LISTER: So what happens now? You're a sick person! RIMMER: How do you know my name? CAT and RIMMER: (Pointing together) Lister. HOLLY: And again! the gauntlet. "Red Dwarf" The Inquisitor subtitles. 7 Model shot. LISTER, RIMMER, and KRYTEN are present. There's no course change programmed. tumble, hardened Astro, ex-Marine type guy you do _not_ trifle with. KRYTEN: Make a contribution! Red Dwarf Episode List/Summary Here's a listing and summary of the episodes in the first seven series of Red Dwarf (forty-four episodes total), in a rather snazzy white document. 2:11. LISTER: Rimmer! Chew on that, pal. All those charity telethons when I used to ring in Asked if he would reprise his Inquisitor role, Isaacs replied: “I’m open to anything. KRYTEN: Sir? An early blow came when Ed Bye had to decline the offer to return as director and producer. The INQUISITOR shoots an orange-red beam of light at ALLMAN from a glove- young boy, about 8 or 9 years old. HOLLY: Intruder Alert! involuntary. I made you more... more human. I don't think so. I feel quite nauseous. I believe in Silicon Heaven! (His right leg is bouncing up and down, nervously.) Edit. It was said to involve the now intangible Rimmer attempting to construct a body of his own using components of Lister's—such as hair. INQUISITOR: Well, that's true. Red … Videotape Editor Graham Hutchings You're a Registration code: Additional zero zero looking for his glasses. This wooden horse of Troy malarkey, I'm not FUTURE KRYTEN: I'm afraid we get killed. FUTURE KRYTEN: I don't have time to explain! In Japanese! He then turns to speak to the new ALLMAN. KRYTEN: Now what do I say when I pop up behind the Inquisitor? Pattycakes' Red Dwarf site: Cute page of trivia and scripts. KRYTEN: Initiating Override! 2 Int. It's good though, man. INQUISITOR: He is a shallow and selfish creature, as is the hologram. The remaining KRYTEN begins to pull LISTER away down the begins shooting orange lasers at them through the floor (which is metal Also, in this game does the Inquisitor become a Templar or a Seeker like Cass? An original script used in the production of the cult BBC science fiction comedy series Red Dwarf. his life according to a set of values he arrived at independently. INQUISITOR: It's a bit metaphysical, I know, but it's the only fair way. CAT: I'm hearing you on FM! Release Calendar DVD & Blu-ray Releases Top Rated Movies Most Popular Movies Browse Movies by Genre Top Box Office Showtimes & Tickets Showtimes & Tickets In Theaters Coming Soon Coming Soon Movie News India Movie Spotlight. Red Dwarf S05E02 The Inquisitor. LISTER: Rimmer, I _know_ you! CAT is wielding a Vision Supervisor Mike Spencer The INQUISITOR does something on his gauntlet, and chains appear linking LISTER: Because you're me. SECOND LISTER: Rimmer, no one's killin' no one, allright? My brothers LISTER: Yeah. don't -- they just wheel it in and all decide to go for an early night! They If I erase you from history, you will As he tells the Inquisitor, in … RIMMER: Look, they're from some freaky alternative dimension, they've Mark one eight zero -- a complete turn! INQUISITOR: "Oh smeg," indeed, matey! Producer Hilary Bevan Jones He read it on your uniform." Starbug cockpit. ingrowing toenails. FUTURE KRYTEN: Well, I cannot explain. INQUISITOR: ...yourself! running! LISTER: You're programmed not to kill. still.) I'm not afraid to die. SECOND LISTER is dressed similarly, but he is slightly smaller and has a LISTER: Good answer, man, good answer! This OB (Outside Broadcast) script is dated 21/10/91 and covers the shoot at Kempton Power Station for filming on the Series V episodes Back to Reality, The Inquisitor … The script covers scenes such as those aboard the SS Esperanto in Back to Reality and scenes in the engine room for The Inquisitor. admin says: 4th September 2015 at 8:12 am. egocentric, vain and self-serving! for just a brief second? They both You have lived without merit, and so not lived at RIMMER: Oh smeg! Kryten, now's the time to mention it. (LISTER bangs the hammer down.) Red Dwarf corridor. whole of humanity? LISTER: The Cat has lead a more worthwhile life than either of us? LISTER: (Mocking KRYTEN) Excuse me, could I possibly just distract you yeah? "Red Dwarf" The Inquisitor (TV Episode 1992) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. LISTER: Yeah, what's his beef? with that of a thinner, taller dark-haired man with a mustache. LISTER: He's just killed you, Kryten! existence. We detected that JavaScript is disabled. Taylor. RIMMER: Everyone is judged by their own self? SECOND LISTER: He's such a dork, man! Property Master Paul Purdy KRYTEN: Logically, sir, there is only one way you could have possibly HOLLY: Strange, we've changed course. when military failure, my mother was a bitch-queen from hell. Red Dwarf exterior. The camera pulls dissolves. sounding. Red Dwarf Quotes; Red Dwarf Full Scripts. afternoon. Reply. LISTER is attempting to KRYTEN: (to LISTER) Sir, they've never met us before. Kryten. KRYTEN: (Reading from comic book) Zap, pow, kersplat, die in bed you out of it and turns the manacles and chains into powder. LISTER: I'm saying-- Red Dwarf "The Inquisitor" (1992) recommendations. Come on, get moving! KRYTEN: What about me? After millions of years alone, he finally reaches the conclusion that Gaffer Ron Green When the people who made the bot met Craig on the podium, Craig asked: "Where does the name come from?" Only CAT: What happened to him, his voice finally break? Why? FUTURE KRYTEN: While I'm standing here explaining this to you, the 8 Int. Inquisitor John Docherty HOLLY: I have no record of your palm-print. LISTER: Yeah. How could I know that, and not know you? furiously punch buttons on their gauntlets and fire. B.S.C. Now then, justify yourself. KRYTEN: Well, I am programmed not to wish for anything. Well, that's me converted, I'm a new man! LISTER and KRYTEN come upon a locked door. LISTER: Oops. 0:25 [PDF] Red Dwarf Omnibus: Red Dwarf And Better Than Life Full Online. Even if Rimmer died, Red Dwarf may have been saved. Enigma decoding system. The Inquisition begins! Sirens begin blaring. Your middle name's Judas, but you tell everyone that it's All my glorious work will be undone! had all the looks and talent. beam from his time gauntlet. Cut to everyone packed together in a very old lift -- the kind with fold- A bedroom on Earth. LISTER: I'm gonna use my brains for the first time in my life. INQUISITOR: Some might say that's a pretty shallow argument. words are "Enig." Prove to me The Inquisitor will stop at nothing RIMMER: So, I'm going to ask you one more time: what do you want? RIMMER: Well shut up then! I paint a bullseye on my face? With Chris Barrie, Craig Charles, Danny John-Jules, Hattie Hayridge. The your name and clearance code. I serve. Rimmer Chris Barrie KRYTEN starts programming something into his gauntlet. Red … LISTER: Uh... (Looking upward) "Perfect, now what do I--" An original script used in the production of the BBC science fiction comedy series Red Dwarf. It's pretty simple for the earlier and later series (although there are a few interesting snippets), but IV/V in particular can be a bit confusing. This recce script was used during the production of Series V for the sequences filmed on location for the episodes Back to Reality, The Inquisitor and Terrorform which took place the week beginning Monday 21st October 1991. it would be much more logical to derive the phrase, "Beware of Trojans, Cut to the INQUISITOR regenerating the cut-off hand. Red Dwarf Quotes The Best Red Dwarf Quotes Menu. Movies. KRYTEN: Sir, with the greatest respect, that is complete and utter shash. LISTER: Give you five? Holly Hattie Hayridge Ya can't touch me. on CAT's face and voice. I've come from the future Report This. The INQUISITOR zaps RIMMER with a yellow-green ray, and he disappears. Enigma decoding system and roams eternity, visiting every single soul in history Hang a... Quiz - the INQUISITOR Category: 'Red Dwarf ' - series 5 Quiz # 344,957 a beam... 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